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I am a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.

You can not really be strong until you see a funny side to things.

It is only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I am skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I am big, when I was big, I never thought about it.

I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it is all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It is funny.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

I do not think I am funny.

It is funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.

Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.

It is funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they will do practically anything you want them to.

You have to discover when you are inadequate to be funny and you do not know you are inadequate when you are a kid.

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I am thinking, Hey, I have still got it.

There is also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It is something you do not see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities.

Very often, I do not make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.

I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It is embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness.

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

Do not remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.

I do not like comedy. I like funny things. I do not like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, Oh Jesus.

The funny thing is I am not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I have never had a husband.

Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you are younger. But I have not abandoned the genre: I love falling down I love Lucille Ball. It is just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can not convincingly portray at this age.