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I am like, bursting. I should be working. I do not want to take a break. It is funny, on set, I do not have to go to the bathroom, I do not have anything wrong, I am perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I am not hungry. I am literally not even in my own body.

It is a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you are proud of it - and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable.

And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It is a funny little game to play and it is a slippery slope. I always say to myself I am never going to give anything away because there is never any point or benefit for me.

It is not an accident that both my sister and I are writers. Our parents created an accidental Petri dish. My family has great storytellers, and I grew up in a very funny, conversational house and did not have television. This small family farm was a bubble world that did not have much to do with reality.

Come out is so funny to me because I have never been in.;Adam Lambert;funny 26101;The word funny is a bit like the word love - we do not have enough words to describe the many varieties.;George Saunders;funny 26102;A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.;Jennifer Lopez;funny 26103;There is something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.;Christopher Walken;funny 26104;Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and it is not offensive, it is funny?;Christopher Walken;funny 26105;I always like to watch comics and it is interesting that you can tell if someone funny in 10 seconds.;Christopher Walken;funny 26106;I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I do not know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.;Jenny McCarthy;funny 26107;Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, Does not get it, Does not find it funny, then fine.;Johnny Vegas;funny 26108;The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I will be in a restaurant and the manager will say, Oh no, it is on the house.

The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.

It is not common for a woman on television, especially if she is the mom of the family, to be funny. She is usually a straight man or foil.

I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.

Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one saying anything. We are just accepting the fact that they are strange-looking.

No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was.

I mean, I - it is so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but I still live with my parents half the time. I have been sort of taking this very long, stuttering period of moving out.

There is always an article coming out, saying, The new thing is funny women!

It is funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.

I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.

Literature has drawn a funny perimeter that other art forms have not.

The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it is a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it is so much more alienating than vegetarianism.

I am not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I will be funny in real life. It is the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.

You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they do not like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.

At the end of the day it is got to be a good movie, it is got to be a funny movie, and it is got to make people think, Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.

When you are out of sight for as long as I was, there is a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.