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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.

If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that is what I am looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there is humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd.

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

Down the road, I will probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor.

It Does not take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It is mean, mean stuff.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend if you do not have a sense of humor it just is not funny anymore.

Humor comes from self-confidence.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that is beautiful.

I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides. The whole angst thing is cool, but if that is all you've got, it is just boring. Everything I write, whether it is happy or sad, has a sense of humor to it.

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit.

And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit.

An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten.