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It is passionately interesting for me that the things that I learned in a small town, in a very modest home, are just the things that I believe have won the election.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you doing? Think about these once in a while and watch your answers change.

Middle age is when you are sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it is not for you.

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.

A man marries to have a home, but also because he Does not want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

I never come back home with the same moral character I went out with something or other becomes unsettled where I had achieved internal peace some one or other of the things I had put to flight reappears on the scene.

A home without books is a body without soul.

Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.

The only way I do be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.

It may be that the satisfaction I need depends on my going away, so that when I have gone and come back, I will find it at home.

I believe the home and marriage is the foundation of our society and must be protected.

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas.

There is a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I like eating by myself. I go home at night and just watch a movie or hang out with my dog. I have to exert myself and really say, oh God, I have got to see my friends cause I am too content being by myself.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

To be happy at home is the ultimate result of all ambition, the end to which every enterprise and labor tends, and of which every desire prompts the prosecution.

Charity begins at home, and justice begins next door.

Analogies, it is true, decide nothing, but they can make one feel more at home.

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration.

Now, I know there are many Americans who say, Get out of Afghanistan. Bring em all home. And there are others who say, Put in hundreds of thousands of more.