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Right now I am pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.

You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I am older and wiser and I think I do make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.

People could rationally decide that prolonged relationships take up too much time and effort and that they had much rather do other kinds of things. But most people are afraid of rejection.

You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a goddess circle.

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I do get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I have since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you do not love.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

If you do not have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, do not go looking for someone. When it is right, they will come to you.

I do not know the first real thing about the dating game. I do not know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general.

I am 31 now. I think I am beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I did not want him to.

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

I can not even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

If you are a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They do not have a choice.

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I did not have girlfriends, and really I was not a very social boy.

I do not understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I am interested in someone, and I do not want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I am not interested in that person.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that is why I do not have a boyfriend.

Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.

Right now, I am as single as a slice of American cheese.