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I will argue that in the literal sense the programmed computer understands what the car and the adding machine understand, namely, exactly nothing.

I talk to myself, especially in the car.

You look at the steamboat, the railroad, the car, the airplane - not all of these were invented in the Anglo-American world, but they were popularized and extended by it. They were made possible by the financial architecture, the capital intensive operations invented and developed by the Anglo-Americans.

In high school, during marathon phone conversations, cheap pizza dinners and long suburban car rides, I began to fall for boys because of who they actually were, or at least who I thought they might become.

I hate to play the I-live-in-the-country card, but it really takes all of the pack the kids into the car and run from here to there out of the equation.

Yeah, it is risky, but no more risky than driving a car.

A car to pick me up every day, a chair with my name on it, everybody being very polite... what can you do except sit back and watch it all, try to take it all in?

Yeah, well I think anyone who likes fast cars will love the Tesla. And it has fantastic handling by the way. I mean this car will crush a Porsche on the track, just crush it. So if you like fast cars, you'll love this car. And then oh, by the way, it happens to be electric and it is twice the efficiency of a Prius.

I look at the car park and myself and Dave Watson come in with our old cars, and these young lads come in with their new Porches. I think that society has changed, there seems to be a lack of respect nowadays.

There are people who own cars and are getting free cell phones. A car helps one find a job, too. Where do you draw the line?

See, what you are meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, aren't you? Well, I have always had fast cars. It is not that. It is the fear that you are past your best. It is the fear that the stuff you've done in the past is your best work.

When they searched my car, they said that they found a gasoline canister and I think duct tape. Who wouldn't have a gasoline canister on them when driving 3,000 miles across country?

The alarm rings 4:45, again at 5, but I wake up 4:30 naturally. Shower, shave, orange juice, perk my own coffee, hear the news, and the CBS car arrives 5:30.

Every time I copy something, I can draw it for the rest of my life. But research is so painful - I mean just opening up a magazine looking for a picture of a car or looking out the window looking for a car is just hard!

I like to sing around the bonfire, in my car and in the shower.

Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car, and he steals your guitar case cause he thinks it is a guitar, and he gets it home and opens it up and there is a rake inside it, an electric toilet plunger and a dog skull? That actually happened.

There is a lot of stress... but once you get in the car, all that goes out the window.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I do left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - Hey, man, I am Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this? The guard waved me through.