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The genius of a good leader is to leave behind him a situation which common sense, without the grace of genius, can deal with successfully.

Our work is the presentation of our capabilities.

When in doubt, mumble when in trouble, delegate when in charge, ponder.

There are two kinds of companies, those that work to try to charge more and those that work to charge less. We will be the second.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

If you aren't playing well, the game is not as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

The best measure of a man honesty is not his income tax return. It is the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

More business is lost every year through neglect than through any other cause.

The consumer is not a moron she is your wife.

I have never felt like I was in the cookie business. I have always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience.

The leader who exercises power with honor will work from the inside out, starting with himself.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.

The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

I do not think meals have any business being deductible. I am for separation of calories and corporations.

The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and the will to carry on.

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

Do not simply retire from something have something to retire to.